CERTIFIED KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ADDICT! :)

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Many people tried hard to make someone laugh because of oh so popular Knock Knock jokes. Kahit ako nakokornihan ako sa una dahil minsan imbento na lang din ung mga pinagsasabi nila. Minsan naman, maipilit lang ung isang word dun sa kanta just to compose a joke..

It all started kasi when my officemate ask me to tell him a joke, dahil daw bored na sia.. Holiday kasi nun, wala masyadong officework/s dahil walang boss.. since di naman ako mahilig magjoke, at mas gusto ko pang makarinig ng joke.. sia na lang pinagjoke ko..


then sa gitna ng katahimikan namin sa office, bigla na lang siang sumigaw ng KNOCK KNOCK!

Bigmouth: KNOCK! KNOCK!
Me: Who's there?
Bigmouth: Tagabitbit.. Putobumbong..
Me: Tagabitbit.. Putobumbong.. who?
Bigmouth: (singing from the tune of Boom Boom Pow's intro) Taga-bitbit.. Taga-Bitbit.. Putobumbong.. Tagabit-bit.. Putobumbong..

haha.. the way he delivers the intro sobrang natawa na ako.. sabi ko nga intro pa lang.. kakatawa na..!


He really took my breath away sa sobrang kakatawa.. actually, simula nung araw na yun.. bentang benta na sakin lahat ng knock knock jokes.. at dahil sa sobra din ang pagiging mababaw ko. I can laugh easily kasi.. kahit korni ang jokes.. patok na patok talaga sakin..


as a matter of fact, I have my very own TOP 5 Knock Knock Jokes:
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5. MIGHTY MEATY
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mighty Meaty..
Mighty Meaty, who?


>(from the tune of Innee Minnee)
>shorty is my innee minnee mighty meaty lover..
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4. Pop at RC
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pop @ RC

>(from the tune of Paparazzi)
>Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be,, POP at.. POP at RC

3. Come Back To Me
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Come back to me.
Come back to me.. who?


>COME BACK TO ME..bok ang puso.. wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito..
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2. Maybe
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
MAYBE.
MAYBE.. who?


>(From the tune of Sexbomb's bilog na hugis itlog)
>MAYBE-log MAYBE-log na hugis itlog..

and my number 1 knock knock joke is dedicated to my crushee :)
haha.. nang dahil sa pagkahumaling ko sa kania.. kahit sa joke sia pa din naiisip ko..
let's just call him "bebe ko"..

actually, number 1 ung joke na to hindi dahil sa nkakatawa sia, kundi sa gusto ko lang.. hehe.. kinikilig kasi ako.. wahaha..


1. BEBE LABS KO
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
BEBE LABS KO..
BEBE LABS KO.. who?


>(From the tune of Shots)
>Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot.. BEBE LABS KO! (with matching wave ng hands sa air)


So how you know ba if you are CERTIFIED KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ADDICT ka?

1. You're a fan of "Knock Knock Jokes make my day" in facebook.
2. You always think of a song and a word na pwede mong i-joke..
3. Any Knock Knock Joke will make you laugh so HARD! kahit korni pa yan..
4. Super.. Duper.. love mo makinig ng jokes from othere people..
5. Sa "KNOCK! KNOCK! (intro)" pa lang tawang tawa ka na kapag may magjojoke sayo.. =)


So I MUST SAY!! I am a CERTIFIED KNOCK KNOCK JOKE ADDICT! :)